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Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, chef's attorney would certainly want you to believe that his client wrote stinky britches 10 years ago. And they make a good case, hell I almost felt pity myself. But ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca......Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor, now think about that, that does not make sense. (Damn it, "what?" he's using the Chewbacca defense!!) Why would a Wookiee, an 8 foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor with a bunch of 2 foot tall Ewoks. That does not make sense. But more importantly, you have to ask yourself, what does this have to do with this case? ......... Nothing, ladies and gentlemen it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me, I am a layer, defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca, does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense, and so you have to remember when your in that jury room deliberating and congaing the emancipation proclamation..... does it make sense? ...... No! ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense!!! If Chewbacca lives on Endor you must acquit! The defense rests.
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